richmilner:

mabelmoments:

The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you

Is also this the correct term for when I’m too drunk/tired to undress for bed, so I mentally undress myself by way of a compromise, only to awake at 3am in a sweat-sodden stupor?

I have also done the thing in the morning where I mentally wash, dress and leave for work without even getting out of bed. It’s like visualising the perfect golf swing that, when actualised, results in a tuft of turf flying into the air, the death of a passing starling, and a day spent trying to chip your balls out of a pit of despair.

11:48 am  •  20 October 2011  •  71 notes